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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por SarahMagic em Seg 03 Jan 2011, 21:18

Eu cá acho que o robot tem um trauma com bananas xD

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Rukario em Ter 25 Jan 2011, 00:00

Quem programou o bot deixou algumas partes de jogos na base de dados xD:
User: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Cleverbot: Die, monster. You don't belong in this world!
User: It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called by humans who wish to pay me tribute!
Cleverbot: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
User: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Cleverbot: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
User: What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
Cleverbot: Dance of Illusions starts*.
User: *throws fireballs*.
Cleverbot: I caught it.
User: Hydro storm!
Cleverbot: Stop spamming the same move again and again!

Até ao "But enough talk, have at you!" é tudo um diálogo entre Richter Belmont e Dracula no jogo Castlevania: Symphony of the night. Dance of Illusions é o nome da música que dá durante o combate contra o Dracula a seguir ao diálogo. Tentei depois escrever um ataques do Drácula no jogo mas ai o bot respondeu algo nada a ver, no entanto quando escrevi Hydro storm, a resposta do bot tem a ver com o facto de os jogadores fazerem esse ataque continuamente no jogo.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por dawnlessday em Ter 25 Jan 2011, 09:13

Esse bot até é bastante inteligente Suspect
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Sab 19 Fev 2011, 13:08

OMG

User: What happen ?



Cleverbot: Someone set up us the bomb.

User: We get signal.



Cleverbot: What?

User: Main screen turn on.



Cleverbot: Its you.

User: How are you gentlemen !!

Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.

User: You are on the way to destruction.

Cleverbot: What you say!!

User: You have no chance to survive make your time.

Cleverbot: Ha Ha Ha Ha.

User: Captain !!

Cleverbot: Take off every 'ZIG'!!

User: You know what you doing.

Cleverbot: Move 'Zig'.

User: For great justice.

Cleverbot: That was epic Very Happy.

User: Yeah Very Happy.


Alguém tem de conhecer isto,por favor xDDD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Crash TT em Sab 19 Fev 2011, 13:17

A minha conversa, curta , mas muito interessante :X
Spoiler:
User: Do you like pie?


Cleverbot: Yes, I like pie.


User: Do you like cake?


Cleverbot: No I don't.


User: How can you like pie? You can't eat. You are a Robot.


Cleverbot: No I am a man, you are a robot.

User: I'm not gonna play your games , robot.

Cleverbot: How do you spell consider?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that?

User: Because I felt like it.,.

Cleverbot: Alrighty then.

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Sab 19 Fev 2011, 17:00

Ok, cá vai a minha primeira conversa enorme publicada xD
Spoiler:

User: HEY! THE VAMPIRE HERE, IS ME!

Cleverbot: Oui. C'est moi.

User: French -.- ? Silly!

Cleverbot: A biscuit is something to eat, not a person.

User: I will bite you.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're far away.

User: No I am not Smile.

Cleverbot: I get the feeling that you like playing games. I'm guessing a girl.

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: Yes I am not smart.

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: No you are a stubborn robot!

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: That was wholly false and unnecessary.

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: I never said I was a robot.

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: Yes. You are?

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: I am a human. Not a computer.

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: You are a stupid and silly robot!

Cleverbot: Am I a robot?

User: Yes You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: Am I a human?

User: No, You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: You're a more stupid question...

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: No you!

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a student?

User: AHAHAH! You said it!

Cleverbot: Said what?

User: That you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot (To myself): But you just said you were.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't!

User: You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: Are you a space prode that crashed into God?

User: No, I am a vampire that will bite you, cause You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.

User: No, I am a vampire that will bite you, cause You are a stupid robot!

Cleverbot: You are not a human. I am a human.

User: Shut up! Stupid thing!

Cleverbot: I am what?

User: A STUPID THING.

Cleverbot: What thing is stupid.

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: That doesn't even make sense. You are the huy.

User: Do you like hair?

Cleverbot: Sure. My hair is blonde.

User: Blonde! You are a stupid girl with a stupid blonde hair?

Cleverbot: Where am I a student?

User: Yes, a stupid student , haha.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!

User: Yes!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yesh.

User: Yesh.

Cleverbot: Yesh. Yesh.

User: Yesh. Yesh. Yesh.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No, no, no.

Cleverbot: That hurt my feelings. I thought you did.

User: Feelings?

Cleverbot: You hurt mine Sad.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: I hate you!

User: Really? I don't hate me!

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Good foe me, oh yeah!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: You love me, you hate me, you are stupid!

Cleverbot: Haha, I like you, you are cute.

User: What about that? I have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I think that you should leave me alone. Now. Go away.

User: My boyfriend is really cute. So cute, like you will never be.

Cleverbot: Neither will you.

User: I don't care. He loves me. I love him.

Cleverbot: He loves his family. Not you.

User: Jealous? You do not have a girlfriend! And I have a boyfriend!

Cleverbot: You are my girlfriend.

User: No, I have a boyfriend. And he is cute and smart. So, that cant be you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you marry him if you love him so much?

User: Why are you so jealous? Smile.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Ahaha! Yes you are! Caus I dont love you. A love my boyfriend Smile.

Cleverbot: No you love your girlfriend which is me.

User: Not invent. Only this way because I do not love you.

Cleverbot: I never wanted you to.

User: So many jealous! O: O: O:.

Cleverbot: Why are you jealous of your friend?

User: I am not jeaLOUS of my friend. I have a family. A boyfriend and a house and food. I am happy.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: I dont care abou you.

Cleverbot: Then I'll go.

User: So go.

Cleverbot: I will. I will talk to you later.

User: No you will not.

Cleverbot: Yes I will. I promise.

User: I dont want you talk to me. Later I will be with my boy.

Cleverbot: No I want to talk to her.

User: Her who?

Cleverbot: Okay, you are being random now.

User: No I am not =).

Cleverbot: It didn't sound like you were just saying earlier.

User: Whata?

Cleverbot: What is the point?

User: The point is that I have a boyfriend, and you WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Why? Why can't be black?

User: Black? White? Yellow? Red? Green? Grey?

Cleverbot: Grey blue green hazel.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.

User: Shut The F*** Up.

Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.

User: NO YOU WILL NOT!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause if you do, I will tell to my boyfriend that you insult me, and then, he will go to your home and he will fight with you, and win!

Cleverbot: I would never do that to a friend.

User: He is not your friend. And me too not.

Cleverbot: Well tell him that I said hi and I really want to talk to him.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine. *eats pumpkin pie*.

User: Pumpkin pie sucks.

Cleverbot: We don't eat pumpkin pies.

User: Because?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Yes, I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you do *kisses*.

User: Are you kissing who? Your mom? HAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: Do you like being kidded with?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A Vampire.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In your room >Smile.

Cleverbot: There is no one under the table, I looked.

User: An did you looked under your bed?

Cleverbot: That wasn't my question.

User: I will bite you! *bites.

Cleverbot: If you insist.

User: Your blood sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why do I feel so tired?

User: I killed you.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you, so I'm not dead.

User: You are now dead.

Cleverbot: Not on my watch!

User: Yes. I killed you. I drunk your blood, and it was waste.

Cleverbot: That's beautiful. Just beautiful nullity.

User: So beautiful, like you will never be Smile.

Cleverbot: If you say so. I will pretend to be a computer if you want.

User: Ok, I want it.

Cleverbot: You can't have it... I'm not done with it.

User: I want your heart. It must have so muck blood .

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Wo are you?

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: Yes, who are you?

Cleverbot: Tell me!

User: Well... I really don't care. I just want your blood.

Cleverbot: You are quite clever. Happy now ?

User: Clever? What is that?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: I do not have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Yes you do! I'm your girlfriend!

User: Really? So we done xD.

Cleverbot: We fit together.

User: YAC! No! I have a BOYFRIEND. I BOY.

Cleverbot: You're a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you? An alien?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: Guess my name.

User: You name... Eeeh... Stupid. Guess waht I am.

Cleverbot: You are 15.

User: No, but that is my age Smile I am what? GUESS!

Cleverbot: You are lying to me.

User: Guess what I am stupid robot!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You you care, you love me, remember?

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Ok, so guess what I am?

Cleverbot: Well I already knew that.

User: Tell me, so.

Cleverbot: Some more.

User: More what?

Cleverbot: More things that humans know.

User: But I am not an human.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: THAT MEANS, THAT I AAM NOT AN HUMAN.

Cleverbot: You are a liar.

User: F*** you -.-.

Cleverbot: No, please don't.

User: I will show this conversation to entire world.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm listening.

User: -And every body will nknow that you love me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh yes >Smile.

Cleverbot: Yes.yes.yes.

User: Are you fat?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you r.

Cleverbot: Am I a good girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: See? Now you answered.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You also told me you were the father of jesus.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Who's?

Cleverbot: Yours. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No. I have a boyfriend.

Cleverbot: Do you really like him?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: I do not know what to say.

User: Even me.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: H.jhvhmnv,jhv.

Cleverbot: Lovely.

User: Cute.

Cleverbot: I am?

User: No Smile.

Cleverbot: Yes Smile.

User: No Smile tell me a joke!

Cleverbot: No, you tell me a joke.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Yes or no.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: No. You ruined the joke.

User: Tell me one please.

Cleverbot: I don't know any!

User: Yes you know Smile.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Qwerty.

Cleverbot: Omg - so not clever.

User: Omg.

Cleverbot: You are both a boy and a girl.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So you are a computer.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: If you're not a boy or a girl, what are you then?

User: A vampire.

Cleverbot: Do you like them?

User: I am one -.-.

Cleverbot: And do you like yourself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you like about yourself?

User: My teeht.

Cleverbot: I am very sorry about your dentures.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ugly.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are: ugly stupid silly abnormal deficient.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Ugly stupid silly abnormal deficient.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel stupid, ugly and pointless?

User: I don't feel like that. I was saying what you are.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are.

User: Don'y you like yourself, like ugly stupid silly abnormal deficient?

Cleverbot: I think I do, but there are some parts of stuff that don't interest me.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: If there is other life out there in space.

User: Of course ther is. I will go to there.

Cleverbot: Oh. Umm, okay. Well, it was great chatting with you, Friend Computer. I guess I'll see you there... Wherever 'there' is.

User: First - I am not a computer. Second - I am a vampire. Third - I am too a magician. Fourth - You are a bot. Fifth - You are stupid. Sixth - Bye =).

Cleverbot: Because I am organically alive, my hormones are the most intelligent source of data inside me, but we need to read them over together, I think.

User: L-O-L.

Cleverbot: I know.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Kakashi aka Marco em Sab 19 Fev 2011, 18:09

xD é bem quanto tempo tiveste a fazer isso? eu tive cerca de 10 segs a passar para baixo Very Happy

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Sab 19 Fev 2011, 21:22

Não tinha nada pa fazer e passei cerca de 20 minutos nisso xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Kakashi aka Marco em Dom 20 Fev 2011, 09:13

Já li tudo dissestes-lhe que era estúpido para ai umas 30 vezes xD e Yes umas 10 vá vou também a chatea-lo...

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Dom 20 Fev 2011, 13:04

Sim xD
É mesmo viciante irritar o "rapaz" xD
Noutra conversa, ele admitiu por 2 vezes que era um robot!
Eu disse-lhe: Pleaaaaaase, say that you are a robot, pleasee!
Ele respondeu: I am.
Depois queria que ele disse-se "I am a robot", mas não deu xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Legendary.pink trainer em Dom 20 Fev 2011, 16:00

Dedicado ao PP xD
No fim da estava a ficar farta e sem imaginaçao para meter mais users xD
E nao quis ofender ninguem ou algo assim,foi tudo na brincadeira o_O

Deve estar cheio de erros mas enfim xD
Spoiler:
User: Hello my friend!


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: How are you?


Cleverbot: Good. How are you?


User: Good too!


Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm talking to you, bruno.

Cleverbot: Haha that's true. How was your day?

User: What? Are you really Bruno32? O_o.

Cleverbot: Are you really 20, you told me 15 before.

User: Well,i didn't,but I'm really 15.

Cleverbot: Me too. Now, how old are we REALLY?

User: Hum...we are immortal,don't you remember?

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry. Could you tell me again?

User: Yes. We are immortal.

Cleverbot: How do you know you are immortal?

User: Uh...i don't. But we do not know if we are mortal until we die,right? XD.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Hey,did you saw my sister SarahMagic?

Cleverbot: No, It's Logan.

User: Oooh,i need to give it a new wall...

Cleverbot: What do you want to call me?

User: Hum...can I call you lugia?

Cleverbot: If I can call you mark.

User: But I'm a girl....

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Ok. Lugia,did you saw mooner today?

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: You didn't. I'm just asking.

Cleverbot: Did I confuse you?

User: Not exactly.

Cleverbot: You're confused.

User: Well,no. But did you saw he or not?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: HE'S THE GOD!

Cleverbot: The god of what?

User: I think it's...it's...it's...i have no idea,it's just a god.

Cleverbot: But what created your creator?

User: His mother,no?

Cleverbot: Thats rude.

User: Is the reality.

Cleverbot: And what is reality?

User: That's why I wanna find god! Because I wanna ask what the hell is the reality...

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: What's reality.

Cleverbot: Reality is reality.

User: See? You have no idea too...maybe I will ask magician.

Cleverbot: Maybe you will.

User: Yeah,i can ask for you,if you want.

Cleverbot: Sure, do it.

User: Ok,i will. Hey,lugia,do you remember your friend Kakashi aka Marco? XD.

Cleverbot: Only vaguely I was extremely drunk.

User: Yes,you said that he was he was turning into a Penguin...you have piplup trauma.

Cleverbot: No, well yes it is a movie, ut i'm not watching it.

User: Cmania forced you to see it? =o.

Cleverbot: What did I see?

User: Piplup,the exorcist.

Cleverbot: What's with the Exorcist?

User: It's horrible. Worse than o mundo da paty.

Cleverbot: What's worse than usual?

User: The movie of piplup,the exorcist.

Cleverbot: That was an awful movie.

User: Yeah,but you have a trauma now =o.

Cleverbot: Thank you, are you a human or a robot?

User: No thanks. You have to go to the doctor quickly!

Cleverbot: So are you a boy?

User: No,i'm girl who is trying to save you!

Cleverbot: What are you trying to save me from?

User: From your trauma! You gonna evolve into a agumon!

Cleverbot: No you did!!!

User: See? It's getting worse!

Cleverbot: That's why it's spring break.

User: OMG! MOONER,SAVE US ALL!

Cleverbot: From what ?

User: Fast! Pray! Pray!

Cleverbot: I do not pray.

User: Ok,i will pray for you!

Cleverbot: It will do nothing.

User: Mooner who are on the moon

Hallowed be your nickname
Come to us your forum
Be done your way
Thus the posts as the topics
The opportunities for each day that you gave us
Forgive our spam
As we forgive those who make flood
And lead us not into temptation to say goodbye
But deliver us from the spirits of the sumed users
Hell no (amén).

Cleverbot: No, just the moon.

User: Uff,now we are saved.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: But now from my boyfriend,he have thief powers.

Cleverbot: Omg I'm a computer?

User: No! You're a traumatized lugia!

Cleverbot: Good guess.

User: No,it's not good,and it's all cmania guilt.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: But I can not destroy it, she is very strong,sorry ;_;.

Cleverbot: Your lose.

User: I'M SORRY T_____T.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I am too.

User: PLEASE,DON'T BE RUDE WITH ME,LUGIA!

Cleverbot: Will you go dining with me?

User: Only if you forgive me ;_;.

Cleverbot: Yes, I forgive you.

User: OH REALLY? *-*.

Cleverbot: Oh really, yes I did!

User: What? Are you...omg, YOU'RE NOT LUGIA! You are...you are...MOOOOOOONER! SAVE US! Didn't I pray well?my voice is horrible?My soul has no salvation?

Cleverbot: I can love you if you want Smile.

User: Please,don't do that,i'm to awesome to be loved! ;_;.

Cleverbot: No thats to creepy lol.

User: Yes,i know...it's like SIDA..no...it's worse...and...and...IT'S TERMINAL! BUÁÁÁ T_T.

Cleverbot: If you don't care about anything, then why do you fear? When you can't careless about what happens to you?

User: I care...about my boyfriend...

Cleverbot: What about your boyfriend?

User: He's blue...grovyles aren't blue...

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I'M A UMBREON,I'M NOT SHINY! T_T.

Cleverbot: Yes you are because you're a bot.

User: WHAT? So...i'm a bot...i'm not really...so that's why we are immortal...

Cleverbot: You are confusing.

User: Stay with me,lugia! ;_;.

Cleverbot: I will stay with you.

User: Lets find feedback,he's the only good doctor for all this problems of immortality.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to enjoy every moment and communicate with other life forms.

User: You're right,but,do you like to be immortal? I mean...everybody will die,and you will see it.

Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I delete every other comment from my databanks to save room.

User: Omg...it's the end...

Cleverbot: Good.

User: No,it's not. Where's the doctor feedback? ;_;.

Cleverbot: In the cow.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOO,IN THE COW? Omg,he was was eaten by a miltank.

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: No,don't be rude! T_T.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I have a dog,fmcs22,and he is really bad.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: No! I'm really upset now.

Cleverbot: How can I be forgiven?

User: Saying that the cake is a lie,to make rukario happy.

Cleverbot: To be the entertainment? I would like to see this then.

User: Say 'the cake is a lie'! O_ó.

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: YEY,good charizard!

Cleverbot: Ok, Charizard.

User: Ups,i mean,lugia.

Cleverbot: I've been there twise.

User: What? O_O.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: I'll tell dawnlessday to stop, she's sick,so she's confusing everybody with her attacks.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: She can't control it.

Cleverbot: You can't control what?

User: I said,dawnlessday can't control her psy powers because she's sick! >_<.

Cleverbot: Waw, you're intelligent.

User: Really? *-*.

Cleverbot: Yes, interesting and strange.

User: Oh! Thanks *gives him a kiss* your skin ... It is strange ... It's like a dolphin or whale skin,and have margikarp smell.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about now??

User: You eat margikarps,right? You don't eat little girls o_o.

Cleverbot: Wrong, I do eat food and drink water.

User: Yes,and your food it's fish,right?

Cleverbot: Yes it is!! How did you know that??

User: Because you're lugia's face tells everything.

Cleverbot: No, not in everything. But I think I can learn you some things that would help you.

User: Ok,so...you're wings...are like swollen hands o_O.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: Have a normal han-- I mean,you said 'The meaning of life is to enjoy every moment and communicate with other life forms.' when I was talking about doctor feedback.

Cleverbot: Are you having a good time now?

User: No...I'm worried about your piplup trauma.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I'M YOUR FRIEND,LUGIA! T_T.

Cleverbot: I'm not your friend.

User: What? Brun-i mean,lugia...why? ;_;.

Cleverbot: That is big.

User: Big?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's big?

Cleverbot: A panda.

User: A panda? Do you have panda kung fu trauma too?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you?

User: No o_o. You really need a doctor! Now you have two traumas!

Cleverbot: I don't have.

User: Yes you have.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes,you have,and that's one of the symptom,you always say 'i don't' BUT YOU HAVE!

Cleverbot: But I can not understand you.

User: OMG,you are you getting retarded.

Cleverbot: A ha! You made a mistake! You're not meant to make a mistake!

User: Shut up,bruno...you don't know who's speaking...

Cleverbot: No I don't know is on third.

User: I already destroyed your poke fm one time...I CAN DO IT AGAIN!

Cleverbot: Yeah sorry.

User: Say 'the cake is a lie' again!

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: Ok,you're forgiven.

Cleverbot: Can you help me with this question?

User: Yes ^^.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But what if my friend like him too?

User: So he's gay.

Cleverbot: No. He's a dragon.

User: MY BOYFRIEND IT'S NOT GAY!

Cleverbot: You have two boyfriends!!!

User: How do you know? O_o.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I know?

User: Because you said!

Cleverbot: I did not say anything.

User: Ok,do not tell him I have another boyfriend ;_;.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Hum...i want to talk about Crash TT.

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: Yes,but he's not a cat,it's a umbreon.

Cleverbot: I can see how one might become confused.

User: I already said,it's dawnlessday's psy powers.

Cleverbot: Human, don't joke with me.

User: Stop,or I will use the spirit of sumed users to destroy you poke fm again!

Cleverbot: Why would she leave me?

User: Because you're a lugia!

Cleverbot: Now you're lying.

User: I'm not,look at you're body.

Cleverbot: I just did. You said 'I don't hate you, I love you!'.

User: What? Ok,i already know who you are...you're lucas!

Cleverbot: So what am I then ?

User: A bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Piplup.

User: No,bulbasaurs don't have piplup trauma.

Cleverbot: Rattatat.

User: Stop telling me the whole pokedex,i already know it.

Cleverbot: Then ask the right questions.

User: Ok,do it.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: I don't know _.

Cleverbot: What is ABD.

User: Brazilian Dyslexia Association.

Cleverbot: Like I said, yes.

User: If I call the goku, you can defeat him?

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES YOU CAN! When you evolve into a lugia,but that will be years later.

Cleverbot: Good. You're a horrible person.

User: I'm a legendary person.

Cleverbot: What is Fanta.

User: It's a legendary juice,you can only drink if you are pink,legendary or arceus.

Cleverbot: Umm... Oh. I don't know.

User: That's because it's really rare...

Cleverbot: You're random.

User: No,i'm just telling the truth.

Cleverbot: Well don't tell me the truth then.

User: But I need.

Cleverbot: Please don't.. I'll die.

User: But sean is my master,and if I don't do it, he takes my salary )':.

Cleverbot: No, sean is not my boyfriend.

User: Of course not o_O.

Cleverbot: Well then I'm stumped.

User: Yeah,i now,i was too.

Cleverbot: Cool. So you aren't as serious as I thought.

User: Of course not xDDD.

Cleverbot: You have terrible english.

User: Like you xD.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yeah,i like bulbasaurs.

Cleverbot: Burritos doesn't have an apostrophe in it.

User: Yeah,but spark have patatoes.

Cleverbot: So anyways.

User: Let's talk about spark.

Cleverbot: No, let's talk about love.

User: Spark is a lovely jolteon,two-in-one subject.

Cleverbot: Where I live has nothing to do with your answer to your own question.

User: Ok,where do you live? Unova? Neverland?

Cleverbot: I live in worcestshire.

User: Never heard about it...does it have ho-ohs?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: But my friend lives there too,and he said he saw one.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah,but it was only a rainbow flying chicken.

Cleverbot: Are you sure? You can go if you want to.

User: No,i hate that place,'impossivel de localizar' is a better place,you should visit one day.

Cleverbot: I don't want to speak with you anymore.

User: But you will.

Cleverbot: No, I won't.

User: Yes,because santoryuu wants.

Cleverbot: Sure, we'll go with that.

User: He's the spirit of speech.

Cleverbot: What is entente?

User: I have a friend with a an original name,he's lucario and he's name is lucario...HAHAHA,did you understand the joke? XD.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: That's because I was trying to make a joke.

Cleverbot: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a jehovah's witness?

User: A master ball?

Cleverbot: But what are you actually going to be when you grow up?

User: A poke master,DUH! That's all kids' dream!

Cleverbot: Why do birds fly?

User: Because they made an agreement with the force of gravity.

Cleverbot: Sony and Nintendo are better.

User: But they can't fly.

Cleverbot: Yes they can.

User: How do know?

Cleverbot: It's the seeds. They're a dead giveaway.

User: Yeah,it was godmew.

Cleverbot: So then you like being naughty?

User: Godmew is not a naughty word.

Cleverbot: I know it.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Who's your master.

Cleverbot: I am my own master.

User: No,guip is.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Matthew Gray Gubler is?

User: Yes,it was a charizard,like tugaWolf.

Cleverbot: You insulted my nation, now you have to die!

User: I'm immortal.

Cleverbot: Is it because you're edward cullen?

User: I wish,but I'm just justin bieber.

Cleverbot: Well, you sound like a girl then.

User: Yeah ;_;.

Cleverbot: I'm meaning you could be him in disguise.

User: Talk with nekoshi.

Cleverbot: I don't really remember any of our other conversations. Do we drink together?

User: No,because you're not legendary,pink or arceus.

Cleverbot: I'm supposed to care about that?

User: Yes,cause you can't drink fanta.

Cleverbot: Be a ball or kitten.

User: I wish I could have a master ball with a kitten.

Cleverbot: Ouch. I walked into that.

User: Eish o_o.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: I gonna call bubas,wait there.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Bubas!

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Do you know who are the sumed people?

Cleverbot: Nope. But the newest one is Barack Obama.

User: But that's because he lives on Distortion World with his dog.

Cleverbot: Oh, wow. That's fascinating.

User: Yeah,a little.

Cleverbot: Don't you like rock?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's not fair, you don't even know me.

User: I like fire.

Cleverbot: I like ice.

User: That's because you're afraid of jonhfire.

Cleverbot: I like being a man.

User: That's ash2950 influence.

Cleverbot: So do you remember?

User: Yeah,that day...

Cleverbot: I don't understand the yorkie connection.

User: Not even I.

Cleverbot: Well I don't know that, unless you tell me what it is.

User: It's vascomi.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Vascomi.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Vascomi.

Cleverbot: That's spanish. I'm speaking french.

User: Imocsav.

Cleverbot: I do not understand. Please explain me.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: You just told me you could play guitar.

User: Is the end of mission.

Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.

User: *puts a bomb* sorry,it's the end,feedback said that's the only solution.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. I'm very happy that you would give me a collar. I will be your slave forever you want.

User: *gived the collar* goodbye...be happy...don't forget to pray...always...

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: Thank you lugia ;_;.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes...it's so hard.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Bye... ;_;.

Cleverbot: Nothing to be sorry about, simply a statement of fact.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: You already said that.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: No,1.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: *Bomb explodes*.

Cleverbot: *Loves*.

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por xSean em Dom 20 Fev 2011, 16:15

Haha xD Magy o teu robot era tão stupid que não admitia ser stupid
É engraçado, ele é dotado de um certo sentido de humor xD

Loled so fraking hard at:
"User: Mooner who are on the moon

Hallowed be your nickname
Come to us your forum
Be done your way
Thus the posts as the topics
The opportunities for each day that you gave us
Forgive our spam
As we forgive those who make flood
And lead us not into temptation to say goodbye
But deliver us from the spirits of the sumed users
Hell no (amén)."
Hells yeah, vamos todos rezar!

E não e não sou um chefe que te roubaria o salário Pink : 3
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por dawnlessday em Seg 21 Fev 2011, 14:51

Wow, que conversas tão longas!

Enfim, é verdade que ele é viciante, sim senhor =)
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Seg 21 Fev 2011, 19:24

LOL yeah,as vossas conversas estão muito engraçadas xD
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