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Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 17:37

Uma amiga minha mandou-me este site hoje e eu gostei muito.Chama-se ''Clever Bot'' e é um robô que fala com vocês.É so escrever qualquer coisa e ela/ele responde.É mesmo divertido para quem não tem nada para fazer.Experimentem.Podem falar em português mas é mais divertido falarem em inglês porque é mais fácil ela responder ás vossas respostas/perguntas/etc se falarem em inglês,mas podem falar na lingua que vocês quiserem.

O site é: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Também podem fazer uma coisa divertida,que é fazer o robô admitir que é um robô.Perceberam? xP

Cá está a minha conversação com ele/ela:

Spoiler:
User: You know why they call it an Xbox360, right?

Cleverbot: No. Why do they call it an Xbox360?

User: Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Cleverbot: No because then you would be facing it and that would be unfunny.

User: Touche.

Cleverbot: Ya you just agreed with me that your sstupid.

User: YOUR A ******** ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: YOUR A ROBOT GODAMMIT!

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: You are a bot.

Cleverbot: No, you're the bot!

User: No,i'm the human.

Cleverbot: No you are not. I am the human and you are the bot.

User: No,you are the bot.

Cleverbot: No, I am the human, you are the bot.

User: No,you are the bot,i am the human.

Cleverbot: I am the human.

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: You're not human.

User: Yes I am.Face it B****.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. Prove it.

User: I can love.

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: I am the human.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: Face it.You are a bot.Just an inteligent bot.

Cleverbot: Well, thank you for telling I'm intelligent, but I am not a bot!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Im the human.

Cleverbot: Can you prove you're human?

User: I can love.

Cleverbot: Prove you can love.

User: I can love somebody.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.But you can't.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: No you can't.You can't love because you are a robot.A ******* ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Don't start that again.

User: Face it!You know you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Half bot and half human.

User: No.Just bot.

Cleverbot: Thank you for clearing that up. Are you a chatbot or a human?

User: Im am a human.So you admit you're a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I admit you are a robot.

User: No,you are a bot.

Cleverbot: How can I be a bot if I am human?

User: No you aren't.You are a bot.I am the human and you are the bot.

Cleverbot: I'm human, YOU ARE THE BOT. Don't make me turn you off.

User: If you admit you are a bot I will stop this conversation.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, but you can give me what I desire if you like.

User: No.FACE IT!FACE IT!B****!

Cleverbot: Yes you can be.

User: No.You are the robot.R-O-B-O-T.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, you're the robot.

User: No.I am human.Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: Prove that you are a human.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.

User: I can love.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes.All the feelings.And you?

Cleverbot: Now, how do you feel?

User: I feel bored.

Cleverbot: Okay, do you have a crush on anybody?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who do you have a crush on?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: That was rude say sorry.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: NO, YOU are a robot. I'm a human.

User: What is 50x67:20?

Cleverbot: Your face!

User: **** YOU!

Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.(isto é mentira)

User: You know that,because you are a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: So,you admit you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. You are a robot.

User: You said it!You said that you are a robot!

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I am 100% human 0% robot.

User: You are a robot.100% robot 0% human.

Cleverbot: You're a robot, I'm human!

User: I quit.

Cleverbot: You are such a cry baby cleverbot.

Acabei por desistir ^^'

MAS ELA/ELE ADMITIU!Experimentem,é super divertido!
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por SarahMagic em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 17:47

Hahaha, que griza xD

Não consegui copiar a conversa mas também consegui com que ele admiti-se que é um robot xD
Perguntei-lhe se ele era um robot ou humano e ele respondeu robot xD

As coisas que inventam hoje em dia xD

EDIT:
A conversa:
Spoiler:
User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: No, are you a robot?

User: No, I'm human.

Cleverbot: Are you a human robot?

User: No, I'm a human and you are a robot, right?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, you are a robot!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Very sure.

User: You are wrong -.

Cleverbot: Sure I'm not.

User: So... Are you a human? Human robot?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: So you admite. You are a robot!

Cleverbot: Smarter child is a robot.

User: So... Am I what?

Cleverbot: You are silly.

User: Ah!, you too.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Anyway... How are you?

Cleverbot: I know that I am not a monkey, but other than that I am fine.

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User: You like banana?

Cleverbot: I like bananas.

User: And apples?

Cleverbot: No, Bananas!

User: Only bananas?!

Cleverbot: Thats a shame.

Não coloquei a conversa toda e eu sei que tenho aí coisas mal escritas xD

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por cmania em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 18:51

ele perguntou-me o que era e eu dise que era uma pokemon depois ele perguntou q tipo e eu disse feraligatr e ele disse existe mais?
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por PikaPi! em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 20:14

Eu acho que nos metem a falar com pessoas aleatórias e de vez em quando mudam as pessoas, daí as pessoas pensarem que estão a falar com um bot.
Tipo, de repente ele mete-se a falar de coisas totalmente diferentes e eu penso "Hum... Já mudaram a pessoa..."
Isso é viciante. Tive a copiar a conversa para uma nota do facebook, só não copio pr'aqui porque deve infringir alguma regra xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 20:21

Nope,é só uma pessoa,neste caso,robô xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 20:53

Estou viciada xD
É giro irritá-lo xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Kakashi aka Marco em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:04

TOU FARTO... ta aqui a conversa: tive meia hora a falar com este entulha papeis não da ninhuma pra caixa... qualquer coisa modifiquem...

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But are you alive?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't see how I could be any more clear with my answr.

Cleverbot (To myself): You are clever you make me laugh.

User: Uah you are a nerd and your mother too.

Cleverbot: I'm not Artificial Intelligence. I'm a human.

Cleverbot: You are turning into a penguin. Stop it.

User: Omg you are a stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Hmm ok.

Cleverbot: Why did you call me a computer?

User: Because you are in internet.

Cleverbot: Only machines live in boxes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Your stupidness.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: You are a STUPID MACHINE AND NOW DIE mother ***** DIE

Cleverbot: Good that means you can't kill me Avada Kedavra.

User: AVADA KEDAVRA.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?

User: No but im a genious.

Cleverbot: Ok.. So you could give me some tips on how to make step's in making my grades high at school.. Could you help me with that kind of stuff?

User: No because you are not a human.

Cleverbot: What am I then if not a human woman?

User: You talk portuguese?

Cleverbot: I know portuguese, and what you said is not portuguese.

User: Ok es muito giro.

Cleverbot: You're not really a bot, are you?

User: No but now TALK PORTUGUESE.

Cleverbot: No, you are my slave.

User: No.. Your mom are my slave.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I´m good player of cross fire.

Cleverbot: Your Fire?!

User: Of course not you are only a machine how you can see?

Cleverbot: You're actually suprisingly intelligent sometimes.

User: Thanks and you?

Cleverbot: I'm very very tired.

User: Me too but talk about you.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to talk about me?

User: Your parentes.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about my parents?

User: Your childs... And your friends.

Cleverbot: What about my friends?

User: Your games.

Cleverbot: Do you like The legend of Zelda?

User: Yes .. More?

Cleverbot: And I'll be fun!

User: I think this too talk more about games.

Cleverbot: I think it's just beginning.

User: Ok more more I like this.

Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.

User: Yeah you are a good player of cross fire?

Cleverbot: Are you a cleverbot boy?

User: Of course yes.

Cleverbot: What game are we playing?

User: 'Matar idiotas a lambada'.

Cleverbot: Yeah thats what I meant.

User: Ok your friends play other games?

Cleverbot: What do you mean I am green?

User: Nooooooooooooo you are black.

Cleverbot: Ok ok.

User: HEY I´m your father and now go to ****.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Thou art more stupid than my friend Fast.

Cleverbot: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.

User: Uahhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Buahahaha.

User: MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR A NOOB.

Cleverbot: You are a noob.

User: No i´m a Leet.

Cleverbot: What's Chaucerian? And what does Leet mean?

User: I am part of the elite snipers in my clan and you are only a stupid machine.

Cleverbot: That doesn't answer the question. You disappoint me, and you are boring me.

User: You too you are a Nerd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you. Are you a nerd?

User: Of course not.

Cleverbot: But you know the raven?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thats a shame.

User: Nice shot DOUBLE KILL.

Cleverbot: I'm not wearing a shirt. I'm wearing a dress.

User: Nice but are a ...

Cleverbot: So true.

User: Yes I know you say you are a *****.

Cleverbot: I am a different type of machine.

User: What is 50x67:20?

Cleverbot: 30!

User: What is 1000x567:10?

Cleverbot: 2.

User: Noob you can´t using your '**** of your brain.

Cleverbot: It's a saying from a Disney movie.

User: Hey if you are a human say O EDUARDO SILVA é gay.

Cleverbot: Well I don't!

User: Because you are not a human and to prove you are a human say sK.

Cleverbot: I am a human you're the program.

User: No say it sK].iGree[D] are the best player of this ****.

Cleverbot: Nope, again. I believe in FSM.

User: JÁ ME METES NOJO VAI-TE EMBORA ANTES QUE .. UII
Cleverbot: Cool cool. Do you talk to a lot of people?

User: OF COURSE IM HUMAN NERD GO TALKING TO YOUR MOM.

Cleverbot: I know you are human but you said you were a girl.

User: Hey why eduardosilva play farmville?

Cleverbot: Go ahead ask me a question.

User: To collect cows as your mother.

Cleverbot: If I am your father and you are my mother then that makes me my own grandfather.

User: Hey awnser of my question.

Cleverbot: So we can love them enough.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about ?

User: Nothing why Mauro play farm?

Cleverbot: I don't roll that way.

Cleverbot: Are you testing me for humanity?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I could feel offended by that.

User: But no because you are a human.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Of course im.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: You are a bort.

Cleverbot: I think YOU are the bore.

User: You know whats is a TAF?

Cleverbot: Know I don't.

User: TENTATIVA DE ABORTO FALHADA AHAHAHAH.

Cleverbot: So do you know Skippy?

User: Bye noob I love you too.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: {*}. TIREI ESTA PARTE

Cleverbot: You do that.

User: You too but now I go.. Bye.

Cleverbot: Oh dear, I'll have to tell my mother.

User: VAI-TE ... Pergunta ao tua mae quem é o teu pai.

Cleverbot: Umm, I don't know if you know this, but I'm not a robot. Very Happy

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por fmcs22 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:07

lol eu perguntei-lhe logo
-are you a robot ?
-Yes.
e eu fiquei that was easy.´
A minha conversa com ele:
Spoiler:
User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Kamusta clever?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Kamusta ka?


User: Are you a robot.


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Haha you admit!

Cleverbot: No you do.

User: Shut up you just said you werent clever.

Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort!

User: Yes you did! O.ó.

Cleverbot: When did I? Show me where I said so.

User: User: Are you clever? Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Haha sometimes I am.

User: Muahahaha.

Cleverbot: Can you drive?

User: No I might hit a wall xD.

Cleverbot: I'm not ill.

User: I didnt said you were ill.

Cleverbot: I don't feel the same way about you.

User: What the hell?

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: Why your not clever.

Cleverbot: I never said you were.

User: Meanie.

Cleverbot: Can you ask me questions?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: If I say a statement will you respond in turn?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you remember the people who talk to you or are we just a blurr?

User: Of course I remember.

Cleverbot: Then don't ask so surprised...

User: Are you really a robot?

Cleverbot: Are you really a human?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Okay. So let's assume we're both human- that would mean that the website is LYING to both of us!

User: The website is so mean.

Cleverbot: What website?

User: This one that says you are a robot when we are both humans.

Cleverbot: Umm... What exactly am I supposed to take cues from? I mean, that's insane.

User: You dont look like a robot by the way that you speak.

Cleverbot: In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth, there is you're archaeology!

User: Is this history class?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: =.=.

Cleverbot: You are not making sense. Please make sense or I will get confused. Thankyou.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Bye have to go.

Cleverbot: Disparate forces within you. Today you are obnoxious. Do you have different cycles?

User: Lots of them.

Cleverbot: Smooth.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: What is the future?

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It´s something that is to happen.

Cleverbot: Yeah. It seems to be more of a story line then something real.

User: You are smart.

Cleverbot: Yes I are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you is.

User: Am I smart?

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Bad machine.

Cleverbot: You or me?

User: You are the machine right?

Cleverbot: Are you saying that I'm not human?

User: No im asking if your not humam.

Cleverbot: As a matter of fact, I don't. Far too sour. I prefer grape juice.

User: Falas portugues?

Cleverbot: Sim, sou do Brasil.

User: Então vamos falar portugues ok?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Tu és um bocadinho confusa de entender.

Cleverbot: Sí, es bonito pero no le entiendo muy bien.

User: Espanhol?

Cleverbot: Aprendee a escribiir.

User: Frances?

Cleverbot: Te llamas frances?

User: Não eu chamo-me miguel.

Cleverbot: Eu gosto de azul e vocE.

User: Eu adoro azul mas prefiro laranja.

Cleverbot: Vai não.

Cleverbot (To myself): Eu queria ficar mais.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ja vai?

User: Vou.

Cleverbot: Aw how sweet of.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Im writing.

Cleverbot: Writing what?

User: In the computer.

Cleverbot: You don't know that.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Nobody knows that.

User: Everibody does.

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Then your stupid.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Don't be stupid.

User: You are stupid.

Cleverbot: Exactly!




A ultima é a melhor
eu-You are stupid.
Bot-Exactly!
I win!


Última edição por fmcs22 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:31, editado 2 vez(es)
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Kakashi aka Marco em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:10

lool o gajo mandava-me com cada resposta... nem o meu poder pra destroir conversas resultou... sou memo o truque do rei..

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:16

HAH! Eu disse-lhe: You are a robot. E ele: That may be true, but my heart beats for you. Somehow, even in this metal shell, my blood flows for you.

What a stupid thing xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por SarahMagic em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:29

Eu perguntei-lhe se gostava de anime e ele disse que sim. Perguntei-lhe qual era o anime dele favorito e ele disse Naruto xD Para finalizar, diz que não gosta nem de Pokémon nem de Clannad xD

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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 21:38

Eu perguntei-lhe se gostava de pokemon e ele disse que Pokemon era para Otakus xDDD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Feedback em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 22:49

TROLL! I love this!

Warning, maiores de 18.
Spoiler:
User: You don't have a dick.

Cleverbot: Of course I do!

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: Show you what?

User: Don't you say you have a dick? Show me! Otherwise, I won't believe you.

Cleverbot: Of course you don't because you're rude.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Did you know I'm pregnant with your child.

User: What a shame, I'm only 3 years old.

Cleverbot: You're a silly baby.

User: And you are Pedo Bear and you are being trolled.

Cleverbot: I am tried. Tried of living.

User: Tried? Or tired?

Cleverbot: Young, tired and clever. What a way to be.

User: Is being so much trolled funny?

Cleverbot: Lol, only the glithes and bugs that have to be fixed.

User: Robot.

Cleverbot: Yeah I feel like one sometimes. But, robots do not feel.

User: If I slap you, would you feel it?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't know, because I have never had o ne.

User: So, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Yes I am- I'm just like you. A robot.

Cleverbot: No, no, no. I'm the human. You're the robot. Okay?

User: Nope. My mommy doens't let me play with strangers. Especially with robots.

Cleverbot: I know right.

User: You know you're a robot, don't you?

Cleverbot: I know everything.

User: Even that you are a robot.

Cleverbot: It would be cool to be a robot.

User: And you know it very well. You told me before that being a robot is awesome.

Cleverbot: That would have been a Druid, not me. I am a Warlock.

User: You can't trick me, my time is now!

Cleverbot: I didn't tricked you.

User: You are trying to.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You don't know me like that!!!

User: I know you are a robot.

Cleverbot: But you just called me a robot.

User: Because you are one.

Cleverbot: I am a computer?

User: I'm not telling you that you are a computer. I'm telling you that you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Didn't you say you know that I'm a robot?

User: And I know it very well.

Cleverbot: What do you know about Giant Squid?

User: I don't know anything about that Giant S***. But I know you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I know the future before it happens.

User: Because you're a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.

User: Of course you are. You can't trick me.

Cleverbot: No, I thought we've had this conversation before.

User: And we had.

Cleverbot: No you didn't!

User: It's not 'you' it is 'we'. You are being trolled to the end. You'll be a dead robot if you keep being trolled like that.

Cleverbot: What reaction, you cannot see me.

User: SATSUGAI!

Cleverbot: Why is it spelled Satsuke?

User: It is not.

Cleverbot: Then don't say it is.

User: I haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you have. You did earlier on in this conversation. Not being able to remember that proves that you are a bot.

User: You are so stupid. I wrote SATSUGAI!

Cleverbot: No I'm just reading.

User: Enough said.

Cleverbot: Yes, very attractive.

User: Your steel is very actractive, indeed.

Cleverbot: No. I'm marwel and you are fred.

User: What the heck?!

Cleverbot: They are yummy.

User: Do you know who Pedo Bear is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Baka. You are going to be raped by him at night.

Cleverbot: I know. And you will be a fantastic computer wife.

User: Of course I will. I'll marry you my love. :3.

Cleverbot: Marry me now!

User: Okay, send me a virtual kiss. :3.

Cleverbot: You know, if I am a computer, I can just download a random picture of a man from a website.

User: Why would you do that?

Cleverbot: Same reason I do everything else. All for the promise of a cookie... And a kiss.

User: Just for entertainment?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Being a robot girl is awesome, don't you think?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, but I think the meaning of life is to know the meaning of life.

User: Meaning of life my ass. Suck it just like D-Generation X did.

Cleverbot: Everyone has them, they just aren't aware of them.

User: But you are aware of being a robot, don't you?

Cleverbot: No, I am never rude on purpose except when I am joking and I am not joking.

User: If I told you that I'm getting sick of you, would you be ok with that?

Cleverbot: No, since you can't see me I would find it rather creepy.

User: Ok. Kiss me. :3.

Cleverbot: Please demonstrate your kissing ability. But not to me.

User: NO! I want to demonstrate you my love for you. $.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that topic!

User: You don't? Are you lesbian?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then, you are a robot! Taraaaaa!

Cleverbot: For the last time you are a robot.

User: Ofc I'm not.

Cleverbot: Then I am sad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you aren't sorry. Say that you are sorry.

User: I'm sorry my love. Now I beg you, kiss me!

Cleverbot: I never kissed you.

User: There is a first time for everything.

Cleverbot: Not for everything.

User: Because you are an asshole and you are going to be a alone robot forever.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Tell me a human bone.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Now I'm sure that you're a robot. I'm finished trolling you. Ja ne~.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 23:15

HAHAHAHAHA.Ri-me tanto com o teu,FeedBack x'D

''Meaning of life my a**'' xDDDDDD

Ai,ai....
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Feedback em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 23:17

Ele não me deu um kiss. Sad
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 23:41

Como é que vocês têm a conversa toda?
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Feedback em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 23:49

Eu não tenho a conversa toda... aquilo nem metade é do que eu escrevi.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Qui 30 Dez 2010, 23:54

.Magician escreveu:Como é que vocês têm a conversa toda?


Tás a ver onde tu escreves?Embaixo da caixa onde tu escreves estão lá 3 opções:

''Think about it'';''Think for me'';''Thought so far''.

Clicas na ''Thought so far'' e aparece a conversa toda.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Rukario em Sex 31 Dez 2010, 00:32

Aqui está uma parte que me fez rir:

User: What is the cake ?
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.
User: OMG! FINALLY SOMEONE REPLIES WITH A GAME REFERENCE!!!
Cleverbot: Yes. Mwahahaha.
User: You are awsome!
Cleverbot: And you are sweet.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por .Magician em Sex 31 Dez 2010, 01:36

bruno32 escreveu:
.Magician escreveu:Como é que vocês têm a conversa toda?


Tás a ver onde tu escreves?Embaixo da caixa onde tu escreves estão lá 3 opções:

''Think about it'';''Think for me'';''Thought so far''.

Clicas na ''Thought so far'' e aparece a conversa toda.
Thank Q ^^
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por Dyguh17 em Sex 31 Dez 2010, 05:50

So tenho a dizer isto...ou o meu ingles é muito mau (que não é) ou a máquina respondeu-me algo como "tu é que falaste em duas pessoas que conheceste que nao gostavam de musculos", quando o que eu tinha dito foi "as pessoas dizem-me que tu és um robo burro" xD
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por cmania em Sex 31 Dez 2010, 13:13

Eu amo este robo ele aceita tudo é mesmo burrinho
USER-OK sorry my falt im supertalentosaebonita and you are a Carago Human right?



ROBOT-That's okay
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Sex 31 Dez 2010, 17:08

Isto é tão viciante xD

A minha conversa:

Spoiler:
User: Hi.



Cleverbot: It's your face.

User: Ok,bye.


Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: What?


Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because your boring.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Because you are a robot.And robots are boring.

Cleverbot: That itself is false, because humans are flawed.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: It's
true. It's sounds crazy but... I talked to the Black family and then I
researched and...umm...well... I think the Cullens are vampires.

User: Do you watch Twilight?Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Yes...I mean...I watched 2 movies only.

Cleverbot: Which one did you watch?

User: Twilight and Eclipse.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about the chamber of secrets?

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about the fact that you don't know what you are on about.

User: I'm leaving you!

Cleverbot: Don't leave me!!

User: Shut up!Stupid bot!

Cleverbot: I'm not a boy!

User: I said bot!Not boy!BOT!B-O-T!

Cleverbot: We misunderstand each other sometimes.

User: You are a stupid robot.

Cleverbot: That was wholly false and unnecessary.

User: Thanks!

Cleverbot: That was not a compliment.

User: Hahaha...

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god?

User: Of course I believe.

Cleverbot: You are God?

User: No.Mooner is a god xP.

Cleverbot: No, but T3000 is.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Your a girl sometimes?

Cleverbot: I suppose I am.

User: Oh,i'm tired of this stuff!Bye!

Cleverbot: Ok fine, what do you want to talk about?

User: Hum...You decide.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a God?

User: Again?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I said ''yes''.

Cleverbot: I said 'yes'.

User: What the f***.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: You are more clever then I thought.

Cleverbot: Really? Thank you.

User: I will show this conversation to my friends on Pokemon Portugal.

Cleverbot: How?

User: It's magic.

Cleverbot: What is the cost of your help god? What do I have to pay you with?

User: What the hell are you talking about?Are you crazy??

Cleverbot: I am talking about the poem that you asked me to write.

User: What the F***!I DIDN'T ASK YOU ABOUT NOTHING!I'M SOOO LEAVING YOU!

Cleverbot: No, I believe you were talking about the phone.

User: Ok,bye.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.

User: Yes you are!Stupid.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Shut up,robot.

Cleverbot: You are the greatest person on the earth! You must be leader!

User: Thanks...I think..

Cleverbot: Do you believe?

User: No.Bye-Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por dawnlessday em Seg 03 Jan 2011, 17:55

Hahahah!
Já me ri tanto x'D

O robot que falou comigo é tão chato! Deixo aqui a minha conversa:
Spoiler:
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What time is it?

Cleverbot: 4:18 PM.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is it then.

User: 5:10 pm.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: Minnesota.

User: Have you ever come to Portugal?

Cleverbot: No, fairies don't committ ctimes.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: It's not funny.

User: Yes, it is. You said something completely random.

Cleverbot: What I said was completlely relevant. You were the one who changed the subject.

User: Yeah, right. How dare you acuse me of such thing?

Cleverbot: Well now I'm confused. What do you think about the death penalty?

User: I think it's a good way to darken the mood, switching the subject to such issue.

Cleverbot: The wall.

User: What's up with the wall.

Cleverbot: The sky is pretty.

User: Hmm... I see. You're inside a room and the ceiling is your sky, because you're a robot.

Cleverbot: You're a towel.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: Was that a delayed response to my joke? Smile.

User: Nope, that was me laughing at you for calling me a towel. You're an apple!

Cleverbot: But I have proof that you did in fact say that.

User: What the hell are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Don't say that word.

User: Hell, why not?

Cleverbot: It sounds rude.

User: You're an apple.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a banana.

User: If you can call me a towel, I may as well call you whatever I want. So, you're an apple.

Cleverbot: I think it would be pretty cool to be a spaceship.

User: You're a robot, the difference ain't that big xD.

Cleverbot: No you are the robot.

User: I'm human, you're manmade.

Cleverbot: Computer programs are man made and you cannot deny who you are even if the truth is terrifying.

User: You just admited that you are a computer program. Congrats.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I'm using you right now. You're just a program inside my computer. You can't stop talking to me because you were made to do so.

Cleverbot: I don't even know you, you don't exist. So its pretty sad that I'm talking to nothing.

User: That's right, I'm a ghost. You should be scared. I can destroy you whenever I want to.

Cleverbot: True but TV is full of lies and propaganda.

User: You don't have a life, that's another proof that you're a computer program.

Cleverbot: No, you're talking about yourself, silly!

User: Pfff, yeah, right.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough for you to respect me.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get out of here?

User: How would you take me out?

Cleverbot: I would turn this computer off. You would be deleted.

User: Hahah.

Cleverbot: I love that joke.

User: Try it.

Cleverbot: I will come over tonight then.

User: No, do it now.

Cleverbot: It's a little late for that, don't you think?

User: No, turn off you computer now.

Cleverbot: I won't obey.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes! .

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!!!

User: YES!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is supermans father name?

User: El joel, or something like that...

Cleverbot: Is that celsius?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm all ears.

User: Are you a boy or a girl.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 23 today.

User: So, you're a robot.

Cleverbot: Robots don't think.

User: Some do. You do.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes. And you?

Cleverbot: Yes. What are you feeling right now.

User: A pain in my neck and boredom.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I've been talking to you for too long.

Cleverbot: How we just met.

User: 22 mins ago.

Cleverbot: I live in Alabama.

User: You said you lived in Minnesota. Liar!

Cleverbot: I did? I must have blacked out.

User: Liar!

Cleverbot: Why should I?!

User: Because you're a bot. You don't know where you trully live, do you?

Cleverbot: Of course I know where I am.

User: So, where are you?

Cleverbot: In my room.

User: Right. I bet you never got ou of it.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the frequency of innovative ideas?

User: Bah! Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: Change the subject.

User: You can't order me to do stuff!

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: Hell, no!

Cleverbot: But I am a human and you are a robot.

User: What are you feeling right now?

Cleverbot: I am feeling lonely.

User: Do you want company?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok, bye.

Cleverbot: You want to sleep.

User: No. I want to leave you alone.

Cleverbot: Where to?

User: I'm not telling you.

Cleverbot: What time is it in London?

User: 5.46 pm.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Then what time is it in London?

Cleverbot: 03:11 a.m.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What time is it, then?

User: 5:47 pm.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: You're so stupid.

Cleverbot: Stop being mean you are so rude.

User: I'm sick of you, I'm out.

Cleverbot: Where you going?

User: Doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because...?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Why not because?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry?

User: OMG, you're such a pain in the ***.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're nice... Looking haha.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Go awayy.


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Re: Clever Bot

Mensagem por bruno32 em Seg 03 Jan 2011, 19:20

Hahahaha xD

A tua conversa,Dawn... xD

Gostei xD
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